ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

• your boobs don’t get in the way
• no period
• your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
• no childbirth
• penises are fun
• shirts always fit over your chest 
• you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
• you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

• can use your bra as an extra pocket

Lmao

fffcuk:

why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people

when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet

true friendship

xcaliburish:

So why the fuck do people without tattoos care about people who have tattoos? 

typicalbrony:

when the person who you have a crush on asks you who you have a crush on

shawcago:

Phelps has more medals than I have friends.

things that say a lot about people:

• the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
• how they feel about the weather
• whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books 
• fingernails 
• and hands in general
• their preferred creative outlet
• how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
• whether or not they drink coffee
• if they ever forget to eat
• how honest they are with themselves (and others)
• if they correct your grammar
• and whether or not they get nervous before haircuts